WEBVTT 00:09.855 --> 00:13.575 To be continued... 00:34.036 --> 00:34.940 Bye. 01:23.029 --> 01:25.247 What the hell is that? 01:37.261 --> 01:38.626 Is anybody in there? 01:39.838 --> 01:42.619 Are you an astronaut or what? 01:49.019 --> 01:52.500 Damn it! That was my truck! 01:53.422 --> 01:56.681 You will replace me and then I'll rip your ass off! 02:05.299 --> 02:06.834 I didn't mean it that way. 02:11.032 --> 02:11.886 I'm already here. 04:04.258 --> 04:07.108 Hey, what if you wanted to help me? 04:07.534 --> 04:11.459 Jonas, what do you think, how long should I do this job alone? 04:11.459 --> 04:13.695 Dude, I'm just taking a break. 04:14.189 --> 04:19.036 I mowed. Oh yes, and what exactly? The lawn? With what? 04:21.271 --> 04:24.991 Where is my lawnmower? Man, relax. There it is. 04:26.869 --> 04:31.869 Oh, man! Damn! I thought he was on the right track. 04:31.869 --> 04:32.056 Thanks for watching! 04:35.794 --> 04:39.855 Oh, I think you can still adjust something here. The break is over. 04:41.527 --> 04:43.677 Oh man, I really thought he was gonna make it. 04:58.183 --> 05:02.432 If you would only invest half as much time in real work as in your... 05:02.432 --> 05:07.039 Bullshit! You could make good money. Oh yeah, Lars? 05:07.039 --> 05:10.452 You have a BWL degree and plant bushes all day long. 05:10.452 --> 05:15.452 Sure, but bushes don't occupy my couch for months. Bushes don't beg for a job after university. 05:15.452 --> 05:17.637 And don't you dare drink my beer in the bushes. 05:18.336 --> 05:22.363 I like bushes. But bushes don't bring you home after a long booze tour. 05:22.363 --> 05:26.305 They don't help you with love, and they don't fix cars when nothing works. 05:26.305 --> 05:31.067 All right, I understand, you say something. All cool. And now it's time for the fertilizer. 06:07.227 --> 06:08.183 Let's go. 06:18.558 --> 06:23.558 Well, I'm sure that was my shovel. And, um, what is it now? 06:23.558 --> 06:26.305 This here? Yes. This is my umbrella fur. 06:30.128 --> 06:31.118 What do you say? 06:34.548 --> 06:36.493 Just keep your hands away from my blower. 06:41.101 --> 06:45.776 Hey, it's already 5 o'clock. Happy hour in the watering hole. No, thanks. 06:45.776 --> 06:48.387 I'll have a few more beers and throw myself on the couch. 06:48.387 --> 06:52.927 Hey, it's Friday night. We always leave on Friday. Still, I want to do something else. 06:52.927 --> 06:53.899 Like falling asleep. 06:54.633 --> 06:58.080 Sure, maybe you're right. You're slow, too. 06:58.080 --> 07:00.026 I'm getting too old for this stuff. 07:01.527 --> 07:05.538 Fine. But you pay. And you drive. 07:05.981 --> 07:10.486 It's done. 07:33.387 --> 07:36.937 Thank you. 07:36.937 --> 07:40.930 Thank you very much. 07:42.619 --> 07:45.128 Just wait until you see my last catch. 07:45.128 --> 07:50.111 The biggest, thickest and meanest river monster you've ever seen. Good evening, Samson. 07:50.111 --> 07:55.094 What's that supposed to mean, Sonny? I'm a Marine, and this evening is special. 07:55.094 --> 07:59.906 This is a damn celebration of joy! What did you shoot this time? A shark! 07:59.906 --> 08:04.906 Here in this raft. He was a bit more stubborn than the grizzly I caught in Yukon. 08:04.906 --> 08:07.602 And he had me in his mouth. 08:07.602 --> 08:11.237 Most definitely. Oh yes, and in which river again? 08:11.237 --> 08:15.623 Your L.A. River, damned civilian. Missed him ten bullets. 08:15.623 --> 08:20.435 I finished him off until his belly swung up. Just like the women in my bed. 08:20.435 --> 08:24.787 You know what, Samson? One day you'll be sober and won't make such a big deal out of it. 08:25.435 --> 08:27.381 It will be a damn sad day. 08:31.852 --> 08:32.927 Oh, that's... 08:33.848 --> 08:37.739 Dude, I have to say it. I hate this pub. I love you. 08:37.739 --> 08:40.247 Look at those old chairs. The beer tastes like... 08:40.247 --> 08:45.247 And I don't even want to think about the stains on the table. 08:45.247 --> 08:49.138 You could wash it off. And that smell is more than disgusting. 08:49.138 --> 08:51.971 Tell me what's good about it. 08:51.971 --> 08:54.633 What can I get you? How are you, Candace? 08:54.633 --> 08:57.739 Hey Lars, how are you doing? Yeah, you could say that. 08:58.200 --> 09:01.783 What about you, Jonas? I... I... I'm fine. I... 09:01.783 --> 09:05.691 I'm fine, you know, it was really exhausting today with the... 09:07.841 --> 09:11.323 Sun, and all the dirt, and the shovels, and the bushes, and... 09:11.323 --> 09:15.674 That's why we sweated while working and then... Yeah. Yeah. 09:16.237 --> 09:19.377 You're still sweating. You know me, I sweat all the time. 09:19.377 --> 09:22.568 I work. I almost always work. Always at work. 09:23.319 --> 09:27.090 Well, what about you? Looks like there's not much going on today. Everything okay? Yeah. 09:27.090 --> 09:31.391 Not much going on? Still okay? Yeah. Pretty flirty. 09:33.080 --> 09:36.783 What would you like to drink? Give us two beers, please. Gladly. He'll be right back. 09:37.824 --> 09:38.729 Oh man! 09:39.138 --> 09:44.053 That was magical. I could see the sparkling sparks. 09:44.053 --> 09:46.613 I think she's starting to like you. 09:46.613 --> 09:49.480 Are you serious? Think about it! 09:49.480 --> 09:54.087 When you started telling her how you sweat when you plant these bushes. 09:54.087 --> 09:58.507 Why didn't you make an application? I'm always a gentleman, okay? I... 09:58.507 --> 10:02.892 Give me time. Wait for the right moment. I want to get to know her. You've known her forever. 10:02.892 --> 10:06.971 We come here every Friday and every Friday evening the same thing happens. 10:06.971 --> 10:11.817 You sit here and stutter a bit, then you get giddy and behave like a teenager. 10:11.817 --> 10:15.247 No, it's not. That's disgusting. 10:15.247 --> 10:19.087 Just go with her. I need time. If you don't ask her soon. 10:19.087 --> 10:21.425 She belongs to the Saufnassis Hansen. 10:26.271 --> 10:31.067 It's not that hard, Jonas. Your balls aren't quite as big as your brain, are they? 10:31.067 --> 10:33.677 It won't be like that, Lars. You have to admit, man, I... 10:33.677 --> 10:38.677 Dirty and sweaty. Oh, and something else. A poor sow. I mean, what am I supposed to do with her? 10:38.677 --> 10:41.271 I have nothing to offer you. Not god-respectable. 10:41.271 --> 10:44.770 Hard, honest work is respectable, Jonas. 10:44.770 --> 10:49.002 If you're honest, man, you have to admit that there are better ways to earn money than rich people. 10:49.002 --> 10:53.131 Even if you still believe in it, money isn't everything. 10:53.131 --> 10:55.896 But it would solve my damn problems for the moment. 10:55.896 --> 10:59.906 Come on, understand me. I want to achieve something. I want to make a difference and live my dream. 10:59.906 --> 11:03.951 While you do that, I dream of cheap drinks and sweet waitresses. 11:05.333 --> 11:06.203 Your B.A. Boys. 11:08.524 --> 11:11.613 You feel better, Jonas? Yeah, whenever you're around. 11:13.097 --> 11:18.097 You can write it down on Jonas' bill. Alright. I'll do that, honey. That'll be ten dollars. 11:18.097 --> 11:21.681 Oh, man. Can you lend me 10 bucks? 11:22.125 --> 11:23.660 Are you kidding me? 11:51.391 --> 11:56.340 Hey, pretty girl. Let's share a bottle and bed, huh? 11:56.698 --> 12:00.196 Like I said, Samson, no dates with the customer. But, sweetheart... 12:00.196 --> 12:02.688 After a few drinks, you don't care who I am, do you? 12:05.811 --> 12:10.589 Samson, there's no such thing as a lot of alcohol in the world. I'll give it a try. 12:12.773 --> 12:14.292 Come on. 12:15.913 --> 12:18.797 And now an emergency weather warning. 12:18.797 --> 12:23.797 Pay attention to your heads. Astronomers of the observatory have a meteorite... 12:23.797 --> 12:26.391 The shower will be in the bathroom. 12:26.391 --> 12:30.879 A plane. 12:30.879 --> 12:35.759 A meteorite of the size of a six-story building was just missing. 12:35.759 --> 12:39.599 According to statements, he burned directly after entering and disappeared from the screens. 12:39.599 --> 12:42.756 I'd love to have a piece of it. Or more. 12:42.756 --> 12:47.756 What do you mean? Meteorites, shooting stars... I think it's really cool. 12:47.756 --> 12:52.756 Stuff that's been floating around in our galaxy for ages, collecting dust. 12:52.756 --> 12:56.937 Then it penetrates our atmosphere and glows. Like glittering diamonds. 12:59.309 --> 13:02.841 You know, they meet regularly on earth. There are different... 13:02.841 --> 13:07.073 All kinds of stones, iron, stone, iron... 13:07.073 --> 13:09.770 Iron men are worth the most. 13:09.770 --> 13:12.841 And easiest to find. Others only look like stones. 13:14.036 --> 13:16.834 Would be nice. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I mean the weather... 13:16.834 --> 13:21.834 The meteorites and those glittering stones on the... 13:21.834 --> 13:24.343 Highway night. 13:24.343 --> 13:28.575 I like her, I love her. Really, I can't get enough of her. And you really like her? 13:28.677 --> 13:33.592 Yes, my cousin works in the science museum. She says there's a lot of money in it. 13:34.633 --> 13:39.633 Yeah, interesting. A guy like that was shot in the living room a year ago. He was really pissed off. 13:39.633 --> 13:42.551 Until he sold it. Enough for a new house. 13:45.435 --> 13:46.305 Good to know. 13:56.220 --> 14:00.623 Hey, wake up. Open your eyes. Come to me, come on. We have something to do. 14:03.029 --> 14:08.012 Oh, no, no, no. Not now, not now. Come on, let's go this way. 14:09.087 --> 14:13.746 But I don't want to. You can do it. You can do it. Look at yourself, you little dancer. 14:14.616 --> 14:17.159 Don't leave me here. Definitely not. 14:17.159 --> 14:21.681 I'll die of it tomorrow. What? Tomorrow's gonna be great. Come on, you need a coffee. 14:24.121 --> 14:27.056 Come on, my friend. 14:27.056 --> 14:29.684 We'll have it in a minute. Well, almost. Stay seated. 14:33.780 --> 14:37.688 Meteorite showers over the whole of South California impress thousands of people. 14:37.688 --> 14:40.657 The authorities are reporting incidents in the Angelus National Forest. 14:40.657 --> 14:43.541 as well as in Joshua Tree National Park. 14:43.541 --> 14:48.541 Reporter reports of a growing number of missing persons in the highlands of the desert. 14:48.541 --> 14:49.991 But we are restless. 15:03.490 --> 15:05.657 I just hope I got that right. 15:08.541 --> 15:12.671 You want to dig up space debris in the middle of the goddamn night. 15:12.671 --> 15:16.954 Dude, they're worth a fortune. But a hat full of sleep is also... 15:16.954 --> 15:21.101 Jonas, please promise me that it won't end like the rabbit hunt back then. 15:21.101 --> 15:24.753 Do you remember? It would have worked if someone had gotten mad at me. 15:24.753 --> 15:27.005 Besides, I told you rabbits are scary. 15:28.012 --> 15:30.247 My knowledge told me that the brocades are worth a lot. 15:30.725 --> 15:33.797 Oh, Candace said that. Oh, yeah, sure. 15:33.797 --> 15:36.988 You know what? We'll find one of those things and sell it. 15:36.988 --> 15:41.084 And then we split, 60 to 40. Wait, and... 15:41.988 --> 15:43.882 Why do you get 60%? 15:44.565 --> 15:48.097 That was my idea? Yes, but the idea is half shit. 15:48.097 --> 15:52.602 So there's only half of it. Well understood. Fifty-fifty. 15:52.602 --> 15:56.800 But only because we're friends. And it's my truck. 15:56.800 --> 16:00.674 I thought he was one of us. I mean, my name's on it, too. No, no, no. 16:00.674 --> 16:02.722 That's just because we're friends. 16:18.626 --> 16:21.800 Man, where the hell are we? Give me the map. 16:23.524 --> 16:25.794 Thanks. Good night. 16:27.944 --> 16:30.316 Or the other way around? 16:33.592 --> 16:35.572 Sorry. Don't be so mean. 16:43.217 --> 16:47.807 Oh man, what is that? 16:47.807 --> 16:51.698 Only 20 miles to go. Great God! 16:57.585 --> 17:02.483 Oh, man. I told you to watch the road. 17:14.616 --> 17:17.602 Oh man! Is that... 17:17.602 --> 17:22.415 Is that a power pole? Looks like it. It's been torn to shreds. 17:24.753 --> 17:29.753 Man, no matter what that was, we can't get past it. Come on, let's go. 17:30.828 --> 17:35.265 Jonas? Jonas, let's go! 17:37.517 --> 17:40.828 That killed him. Oh yeah? What? One of your meteorites? 17:43.848 --> 17:48.131 No. Yes. Oh yes. Get the flashlights. 17:50.060 --> 17:54.889 Sure. Damn, sometimes I hate you. Keep hating me when we're rich. 17:54.889 --> 17:59.889 Man, what are we even looking for out here? Oh, how often is that? Space rocks. Oh, space rocks, okay. 17:59.889 --> 18:02.398 And how does a space rock differ from a fucking... 18:02.398 --> 18:05.896 I have no idea. Search subjects that look like they're from outer space or something. Really crazy. 18:05.896 --> 18:08.575 No, I'm crazy. I can't believe I'm doing this. 18:08.575 --> 18:13.575 Me neither. You're not the adventurer type. Hey, neither are you. Hey, stop blinding me. 18:13.575 --> 18:15.077 That's really stupid. 18:18.456 --> 18:21.510 I mean, shit, Jonas, there's nothing but sand and dirt here. 18:21.510 --> 18:24.787 Lars, you saw the mast. There's something out here. Keep looking. 18:24.787 --> 18:29.787 It was probably an earthquake or something else, man. I don't want to spend all night out here. 18:29.787 --> 18:32.193 It's cold, dark and I feel ridiculous. 18:33.251 --> 18:38.251 Ridiculous? Ridiculous? I feel ridiculous if I have to plant bushes and shit all day. 18:38.251 --> 18:40.759 Do I complain about that? You never complain. 18:40.759 --> 18:43.797 You don't do anything else! Come on, Hann, take a chance! 18:43.797 --> 18:47.125 Think about it, we could stop gardening, that wouldn't be bad, would it? 18:47.125 --> 18:49.650 I like the garden, but Jonas... 18:49.650 --> 18:53.439 It's simple, honest work, and during the day, and you know what I don't have to do? 18:53.439 --> 18:58.370 I don't have to walk through the goddamn desert in the middle of the night and look for space rocks. 18:58.370 --> 19:03.370 You know what? Fuck me! Lars! I'm out. I'm going back to the truck. Lars, come on, man. 19:03.370 --> 19:05.708 Good luck with the search, Lars. 19:07.363 --> 19:09.957 Damn it! That's the way to the truck, idiot! 19:13.916 --> 19:14.684 Lars! 19:19.804 --> 19:23.797 Holy shit! 19:27.432 --> 19:29.940 That's how I want to spend my Friday night. 19:29.940 --> 19:32.807 Come on, help me down here. It stinks of rotten eggs. 19:37.329 --> 19:40.009 Why are you looking at me like that? 19:40.009 --> 19:42.705 That... that's a... a space rock! 19:46.186 --> 19:51.152 This thing... This thing... This thing is damn heavy! It's warm. 19:51.152 --> 19:54.445 I wonder what that is. Probably something valuable. 19:55.077 --> 19:56.681 So much for the stupid topic, right? 19:57.824 --> 20:00.998 All right, let's bring this to the truck. Yeah, yeah. 20:20.128 --> 20:22.244 Come on, we're almost there. 20:22.568 --> 20:26.630 I wonder if they pay by weight. 20:28.882 --> 20:33.882 Hey, what about telling me you found him? I don't care. Go and impress your sweetheart. 20:33.882 --> 20:34.036 You can also support me on Patreon. 20:48.387 --> 20:48.712 Thank you. 21:13.251 --> 21:14.155 Shit! 21:39.480 --> 21:42.346 Call me. Oh my god! 21:44.241 --> 21:45.111 Oh my god. 21:58.677 --> 22:02.346 Hello? Uh, this is, uh, uh, Jonas, the... 22:03.763 --> 22:08.183 Friday. I always come on Friday. That's right. Hey. 22:08.814 --> 22:12.722 When I gave you my number, I didn't think you'd... 22:12.722 --> 22:15.572 at 8.30 a.m. Saturday morning. 22:15.879 --> 22:20.435 Are you drunk? No, no, no. Why? Why should I be drunk? 22:20.435 --> 22:21.561 I mean, I wanted to... 22:23.575 --> 22:27.654 No, I... you know, I'll call you, because... you know... Yes? 22:27.654 --> 22:30.162 Do you remember those space rocks? 22:30.162 --> 22:33.490 What? We found one! A space stone! We found one! 22:33.490 --> 22:38.439 I mean, I found him! Great. 22:39.462 --> 22:42.858 Yeah, I wanted to ask... 22:44.838 --> 22:48.951 Check it out and tell us your expert opinion. 22:50.674 --> 22:52.978 Now? Yes. 22:55.503 --> 22:57.807 Well, I'm already awake, so... 22:58.763 --> 23:02.415 Meteors! That's how the day can start. 23:05.196 --> 23:09.138 Are you still there? Yes, I'm still there. Still there and forever for you. 23:11.288 --> 23:15.469 All right, I'll give you my address. 23:33.609 --> 23:38.609 What makes you so damn happy this morning? I just made a phone call. Oh, because of the stone? 23:38.609 --> 23:40.367 Yeah, you could say that. 23:41.869 --> 23:46.749 Got a phone GPS? Can I use it? I'll use it. Yeah, I guess. 23:47.039 --> 23:47.875 So, where are we going? 23:48.985 --> 23:53.592 No shit? How did you do that? Pure luck, I guess. 23:54.343 --> 23:55.077 What do I look like? 23:56.288 --> 24:00.213 Good. Yeah? Yeah, somehow... excited. 24:01.852 --> 24:04.565 Thank you. Awake is good. 24:20.435 --> 24:25.435 Hey man, do you smell that? There's something in the air. 24:25.435 --> 24:28.422 Yes, indeed. What is that? 24:31.305 --> 24:33.780 That's the smell of change, my friend. 24:36.732 --> 24:39.701 I didn't mean it like that. Change doesn't smell. 24:42.824 --> 24:46.971 Come on, man, you look like a dog with a drawn-in tail. Shut up or I'll knock, okay? 24:48.507 --> 24:51.749 Smells like rotten eggs. 24:57.244 --> 24:58.865 Smell the window! 25:15.247 --> 25:17.073 What the hell? 25:19.633 --> 25:24.292 What the hell is that thing? No idea. Looks like a goddamn mutated... 25:24.292 --> 25:28.251 Pelican? Pelican? Some kind of bird or something? 25:28.660 --> 25:30.981 More like a damn angry bird. 25:33.319 --> 25:35.828 Oh, oh, oh. 25:35.828 --> 25:40.452 Goddamn it! Goddamn it! 25:41.374 --> 25:44.855 Get out of the way! 25:44.855 --> 25:48.575 Get lost! Get lost! 25:50.947 --> 25:53.712 Throw it from the tree! Smash it! 25:54.804 --> 25:56.323 I can't see anything! 26:04.002 --> 26:07.125 I'm already screaming! Are you okay? 26:07.125 --> 26:10.128 Come on! 26:10.128 --> 26:14.531 I don't think he likes us very much. Oh yeah? 26:16.544 --> 26:19.582 Let's see if it likes full throttle. 26:22.995 --> 26:25.674 Oh man! 26:25.674 --> 26:29.838 Damn, my truck! It destroyed my truck! 26:32.022 --> 26:36.971 Oh shit, it's still alive! Should I turn? What should I do? Tell me! No, fuck it! 26:37.534 --> 26:38.387 Phallus! 26:52.210 --> 26:55.111 I think we got it, man! I think we got it! 26:55.111 --> 26:59.172 I got it! 26:59.172 --> 27:04.172 He's cold! Oh my God! My baby! My baby! What did that thing do to you? 27:04.172 --> 27:07.244 I did it! 27:07.244 --> 27:10.128 My trucking is better, Jonas. Sorry. 27:25.913 --> 27:27.602 Slow down! I'm coming! 27:32.722 --> 27:35.828 Well, see you tomorrow, darling. 27:39.684 --> 27:42.619 Shit, Val, do you have any idea what time it is? 27:42.619 --> 27:45.094 It's Saturday morning. Is that important? 27:45.452 --> 27:50.265 I lost my key again. But I had another adventure last night. Oh. 27:50.265 --> 27:53.166 What's his name? Rodriguez. 27:54.821 --> 27:58.404 Well, I work in a bar and don't drink as much as you do. 27:58.404 --> 28:02.619 It's not my fault that you're too stuck up and can't stand it. 28:02.619 --> 28:07.619 Well, I rarely feel like being grabbed by assholes to get cheap drinks. 28:07.619 --> 28:09.872 Don't say that before you've tried it. 28:10.998 --> 28:14.411 Who could that be? Excuse me, I have a date. 28:14.514 --> 28:18.217 On Saturday morning? God, you're so stupid. 28:19.940 --> 28:24.804 Well, good morning, Candace. Hi, Vince. Is Valerie here? 28:25.452 --> 28:26.766 Just arrived. 28:35.247 --> 28:38.200 Is this your date? Shut up! 28:38.558 --> 28:42.363 Valerie, my little concubine. Oh, hi, Vincy. 28:42.363 --> 28:45.043 Come on, Valerie, don't start aiming at me. 28:45.043 --> 28:48.865 Oh, Vince, once a month, that's all I need. 28:48.865 --> 28:51.374 Well, that's why I'm here. 28:51.374 --> 28:55.862 I wanted to renegotiate your rent. I thought, uh, twice a month? 28:55.981 --> 28:58.558 Are you sure you can do this? 28:59.411 --> 29:04.411 Willens, can you please not mess around here? I'm waiting for a friend. She's on a date. 29:04.411 --> 29:06.886 On Saturday morning? 29:07.654 --> 29:11.305 Man, you're such a prude. Well, I guess I'll just have to get rid of you. 29:11.305 --> 29:14.428 That's what I always say. 29:23.353 --> 29:28.131 All right, I'll go. But remember my offer, Val. 29:28.968 --> 29:31.869 I'll even put a free download on it. 29:36.715 --> 29:39.735 When will you stop? Alternative payment. 29:39.735 --> 29:44.735 If you want to switch, I'm always open to suggestions. Then I suggest you leave. 29:44.735 --> 29:44.821 Thanks for watching! 29:55.026 --> 29:59.804 I wanted to renegotiate your rent. You are un... 29:59.804 --> 30:04.650 Unbelievable. I'm extraordinary. You can call it that. 30:04.650 --> 30:07.159 I need a shower. I can't believe it! 30:07.159 --> 30:11.783 that you're sleeping with our landlord. Yeah, and I can't believe you're still paying rent. 30:11.783 --> 30:12.619 Crazy, right? 30:16.186 --> 30:18.729 Fuck off! What do you want? 30:18.729 --> 30:23.592 Hey, we were attacked by a bird on our way here. And it was damn big. 30:23.592 --> 30:27.381 I think it was something like a mutated bird. 30:27.381 --> 30:30.179 Okay. This thing is really heavy. 30:30.179 --> 30:35.179 And this guy is afraid of elevators and you were on the 10th floor. Can we please come in? 30:35.179 --> 30:36.852 Yes. 30:40.486 --> 30:40.998 Hi. 30:54.787 --> 30:56.169 Don't move. 30:57.466 --> 31:00.367 Stop moving around like that. 31:00.896 --> 31:02.944 Now you're getting involved. Stop it! 31:05.469 --> 31:07.637 You say a bird attacked you? 31:07.858 --> 31:11.544 Yeah, it definitely looked like it. I'll tell you what, they're not quite as nice as... 31:11.544 --> 31:13.234 Ah, my discovery channel. 31:14.343 --> 31:19.002 But I showed him. I knocked out the bastard. I totally outran him. Boom! 31:20.759 --> 31:25.179 And how did you force the beast? My brave, proud knight. 31:25.623 --> 31:26.698 I'm not a knight. 31:27.056 --> 31:32.056 There's Dengue on the car, and then I'm in the iron. That shit flies almost 20 meters away. 31:32.056 --> 31:33.933 Saved us both the ass. 31:34.599 --> 31:38.882 What? I'm serious. Really. I'll do it. Ask Lars. Oh, please don't. 31:38.882 --> 31:42.432 Sounds dangerous. Are you in the monster killer business now? 31:43.848 --> 31:44.872 Was just a joke. 31:49.070 --> 31:50.282 I'm glad you're okay. 31:53.046 --> 31:57.688 You're cute when you're red. And last night we had... I mean... 31:57.688 --> 32:01.442 Jonas. Found this. 32:02.329 --> 32:07.193 What is that? Just the biggest damn meteorite you've ever seen. 32:13.353 --> 32:17.073 He's warm. Yeah, he was lying in my truck all morning. 32:17.944 --> 32:21.544 I've never seen anything like it. Yeah, and no one else either. 32:22.022 --> 32:26.886 It's like last night in heaven. We found it in the desert. 32:26.886 --> 32:30.811 What? Bad enough that we had to bring it here and now you're telling me where there are more? 32:32.108 --> 32:34.445 She's not interested in the money. 32:35.623 --> 32:39.974 Besides, she thinks I'm cute. Come on! I want 20 percent. 32:41.766 --> 32:45.026 Jonas, you're so stupid when it comes to women. 32:47.432 --> 32:52.005 For what? Let's call it a finder's wage. Okay, but you didn't find it. 32:52.005 --> 32:56.340 You wouldn't either, if I hadn't told Jonas it would be worth looking for. 32:56.630 --> 32:57.619 Oh, really? 32:59.019 --> 33:02.363 All right, 20% of his share. 33:02.363 --> 33:05.759 Woah, woah, woah, wait, wait, wait! 33:05.759 --> 33:10.759 Wait a minute, that's not fair. Oh, that's not fair? Really? How is that fair? How much money are you owing me? 33:12.193 --> 33:16.988 20 percent. Deal. I'll call my cousin. She works at the museum. 33:19.155 --> 33:22.073 What about the damn bird? What about it? 33:22.073 --> 33:24.582 He's dead, you killed him. Exactly. 33:24.582 --> 33:28.916 You owe me your life. That's not a little less than the money you owe me. 33:30.862 --> 33:35.606 Very well. 10% of each of us. Agreed. 33:37.312 --> 33:42.295 But I never want to hear from you again. Jonas, you lazy bastard. Never again. 33:42.295 --> 33:47.278 All right, all right, all right. I admit it wasn't bad. You even managed to call her. 33:47.278 --> 33:49.770 You just need to push it in the right direction. 33:50.316 --> 33:53.200 Thank you. That doesn't make you any less lazy. 33:55.776 --> 33:59.343 Only more respectable. I like respectable. 34:00.674 --> 34:03.558 Guys, something's not right. 34:07.346 --> 34:08.439 Oh my god. 34:19.224 --> 34:21.681 Maybe we shouldn't stand so close to the window. 34:26.032 --> 34:30.657 I have the feeling he's stalking me. That's scary. 34:44.411 --> 34:49.411 Ken, I'm going to borrow your shorts again. Shh! Belle, shut the door, please! You know what you're doing! 34:49.411 --> 34:49.787 Bye. 35:07.773 --> 35:11.391 Oh shit, we have to distract it. Yes. 35:18.490 --> 35:19.377 Your celebration. 35:23.063 --> 35:25.742 Throw it over me! What are you doing? 35:30.947 --> 35:35.401 Trust me! Hey, hey! Giant chicken! 35:35.401 --> 35:36.664 I'm sorry. 35:38.848 --> 35:41.067 No reason to go to Jurassic Park. 35:42.295 --> 35:46.288 Run! 36:00.299 --> 36:04.872 That was me! All by myself! 36:04.872 --> 36:05.691 Oh shit! 36:08.387 --> 36:11.101 You know it's for the better, right? 36:11.340 --> 36:16.340 Stop it! We're not taking the stairs! We're all staying together! What? 36:16.340 --> 36:16.596 Yes, that's it. 36:18.063 --> 36:22.312 What the hell are you saying to the landlord? What the hell is this noise? 36:23.097 --> 36:25.964 Who the hell are you? Who am I? 36:26.510 --> 36:30.896 I'm the owner here. That's me, you little sausage. And who are you? 36:30.896 --> 36:35.367 Huckleberry Finn? Huckleberry Finn? We'll be right back, sir. 36:36.015 --> 36:41.015 What's that smell? Did you guys smoke in the apartment again? 36:41.015 --> 36:44.138 What? I've told you before, this is an acquittal. 36:44.138 --> 36:47.022 It only takes five minutes. I'll finish the papers right away. 37:10.862 --> 37:15.555 So that was... An asshole. And you are? 37:16.067 --> 37:21.015 Val, my roommate. Okay. That's exactly how I want to spend my weekends. 37:21.015 --> 37:25.811 What's up? Everything alright? Shit. 37:27.398 --> 37:29.224 How am I supposed to pay my rent now? 37:31.442 --> 37:32.722 What? 37:47.346 --> 37:48.353 What's that? 37:52.483 --> 37:57.244 That was my truck! Our truck! I'll take care of it. Sorry. Okay. 37:57.244 --> 38:00.589 What's wrong with you? Come on, man, come on! 38:04.002 --> 38:06.578 My car is on the other side of the garage. 38:06.578 --> 38:10.947 I'll kill you! I'll kill the damn birds! They're not birds, they're lizards! 38:10.947 --> 38:12.261 Hurry up! 38:12.790 --> 38:16.323 Lizards? And toads? Oh, I'm that damn reptilian! 38:16.323 --> 38:19.445 Dreams are not reptiles. Didn't you learn that in school? 38:19.445 --> 38:22.022 I used to go to this school. Mostly. 38:22.978 --> 38:27.978 Like dinosaurs. Dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years. That's impossible! 38:27.978 --> 38:32.705 I loved her as a child. She looked so pretty in pictures. What kind of dinosaur are they? 38:32.705 --> 38:35.742 I'm not sure, but they look like pterodactyls. 38:36.254 --> 38:39.155 Pterodactylus? No, Pterodactylus. 38:39.155 --> 38:42.449 At least a fitting name. Whatever they are, they're everywhere. 38:42.449 --> 38:46.510 We have to be safe. Can't we just kill them? With Franz Brandt, wine and matches? 38:46.510 --> 38:49.855 Because it worked so well? Hey, did it save your ass? 38:54.019 --> 38:59.019 I killed him. With your car? I can do it again. Guys, can we hide in the bar? I always feel better after a drink. 38:59.019 --> 39:03.695 What? No. We have to find something to defend ourselves. Somewhere. 39:03.695 --> 39:07.398 where they can't get in so easily. Do you think of something specific? 39:08.353 --> 39:11.186 Yes, but you won't like it. 39:17.363 --> 39:19.872 Great, but this barbecue is wonderful again. 39:19.872 --> 39:22.944 Wherever it is, it's better than here. Drive! 39:49.701 --> 39:53.558 Man, it's a mental hospital out here! It's full of monsters here in Hollywood! 39:53.558 --> 39:58.541 It's not much of a difference. If I told you we have company, that would be a cliché. 40:00.913 --> 40:05.913 Candice, you would make me happy with you, but now it's time to drive a little faster. 40:05.913 --> 40:08.422 What? Hold on tight! 40:14.514 --> 40:18.422 Huh? The highway? Are you crazy? That's the fastest way! 40:18.422 --> 40:21.254 Yes, yes, the fastest way to death. We have to go to downtown. 40:21.254 --> 40:26.254 Why do we have to take the motorway? That's Rensker's doing! Shut up and let me drive! 40:26.254 --> 40:26.630 Thank you. 40:43.148 --> 40:43.763 No way! 40:48.456 --> 40:52.176 Not anymore. Great! If we stay here, we're dead. 41:01.937 --> 41:04.616 I won't die on my wedding day! 41:15.401 --> 41:17.688 Whoa! Damn! Oh my god! 41:21.391 --> 41:22.534 Oh my god! 41:23.848 --> 41:26.442 Today was supposed to be my wedding day. 41:26.442 --> 41:29.701 Get on, get on! Take the next exit! Jonas, knock it off! 41:29.701 --> 41:33.131 Okay, Candace, stay on this street. Do I have anything to say here? 41:33.131 --> 41:38.131 If you want to start begging, you're in for it now. 41:38.131 --> 41:38.643 Thank you. 41:51.664 --> 41:55.299 Candice, what about it? What do you mean? No! Oh yes, do it! 42:04.292 --> 42:07.022 No! They're coming back! Everyone get down! 42:15.606 --> 42:20.572 They think we're one of them. What? They don't realize it's dead. They think we're one of them too. 42:20.572 --> 42:23.166 A real tarot card! 42:25.026 --> 42:25.725 Ciao. 42:26.459 --> 42:30.043 Since we're already being attacked, I'm glad they're dumb as shit! 42:30.043 --> 42:33.558 Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! 42:37.449 --> 42:40.179 Oh. Oh. 43:12.142 --> 43:17.142 Is that what you meant by safe? Will people also be attacked in times of crisis? 43:17.142 --> 43:20.964 No. Wait, wait, or should I? Come with me. 43:22.739 --> 43:22.978 What? 43:28.541 --> 43:33.148 Who owns this place? I don't know, man. I came here often enough to know the address by heart. 43:33.148 --> 43:36.357 Even if involuntarily. You're not a drug dealer, are you? 43:36.527 --> 43:40.401 No, worse. Your friends? 43:40.452 --> 43:42.961 I don't have one. And I wouldn't... What? 43:42.961 --> 43:47.278 Oh, the little sexy seamstress from the bar comes to the old Samson. 43:47.278 --> 43:52.278 What? Nice to see that you've come to your senses. Oh, you brought your girlfriend? 43:52.278 --> 43:54.309 Ha ha ha! 43:55.862 --> 44:00.196 Well, I haven't seen a number like that in a while. Oh, come on. 44:00.196 --> 44:02.841 More people, more fun, as I always say. 44:05.077 --> 44:08.490 What the fuck is that? Well... 44:10.162 --> 44:13.456 You killed a dragon. It's not a dragon. 44:14.155 --> 44:19.155 It's a Pterodactylus. A Pterodactylus? What? Is that scientific for dragons? 44:19.155 --> 44:21.323 No. 44:24.070 --> 44:27.671 The great hunter. Surprised? 44:29.394 --> 44:34.360 Are you sure he's dead? Oh yeah, he's dead. He's the second one I killed today. 44:37.500 --> 44:41.783 Oh. Now for sure. 44:41.783 --> 44:44.838 What do ancient flying reptiles do? 44:44.838 --> 44:47.722 Especially here in Los Angeles. 44:51.749 --> 44:54.974 I slept with a guy who did promotion for the movies. 44:55.572 --> 44:57.227 Maybe it's something like that. 44:57.637 --> 45:02.637 They have died out for over 65 million years. 45:02.637 --> 45:05.401 Where were you last night? 45:05.538 --> 45:10.230 Read? Do you know books? She's a nerd. 45:11.015 --> 45:11.920 Nuts! 45:13.217 --> 45:16.732 I locked up nerds at high school. 45:16.971 --> 45:21.971 Suitcases, toilets, beds, concrete floors. Everywhere! 45:21.971 --> 45:24.002 Why am I a nerd? 45:24.377 --> 45:28.968 Come on, the whole hard drive is full of Discovery Channel shit. 45:28.968 --> 45:32.176 Well, I like nerds. And you make coffee with leaves. 45:32.176 --> 45:36.476 That's really weird. It's called French Press. Well, I showed you last week how to do it. 45:36.476 --> 45:41.476 Still weird. I'm weird? What about you? You drink vodka every morning. 45:41.476 --> 45:44.121 Hey, I'll drink it with orange juice. All right, that's enough. 45:45.435 --> 45:49.326 Look, what I want to know is where the damn military is, huh? 45:49.326 --> 45:51.834 So the tanks, the jets, the whole thing... 45:51.834 --> 45:55.845 that you bought from our taxes? I think I can answer that question. 46:04.480 --> 46:07.432 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Looks military. Where the hell did you get that? 46:07.432 --> 46:12.415 Let's say, when I left the marines, I took some souvenirs with me. 46:12.415 --> 46:15.947 I wonder why you left the marines. 46:15.947 --> 46:20.896 Well, do you know how alcohol explodes when it is stored next to gasoline? 46:20.896 --> 46:23.985 No. But you do. 46:24.411 --> 46:28.592 Pretty intense. Luckily, I have a few friends in Vandenberg. 46:28.592 --> 46:31.783 Marines don't let their people down. I don't think he has a lot of friends. 46:31.783 --> 46:36.305 Vandenberg Alpha, this is Sloane Hunter. Please come in. Is this thing still working? 46:38.319 --> 46:41.749 Repeat, Vandenberg Alpha. This is Lone Hunter. Over. 46:41.749 --> 46:44.650 The thing probably isn't even switched on. Oh, bitch! 46:45.879 --> 46:50.879 What a waste of time. Vandenberg Alpha, this is Lone Hunter. Do you copy? 46:50.879 --> 46:55.708 We are under attack! I repeat, we are under attack! 46:55.708 --> 47:00.708 We've been attacked! Monsters are coming from the sky! Too many to count! We're being slaughtered! 47:00.708 --> 47:01.067 Come on! 47:11.869 --> 47:13.712 It's worse than I thought. 47:18.848 --> 47:20.230 Now I'm sober. 47:21.476 --> 47:26.476 No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait a minute. These things, these things were already taken out. 47:26.476 --> 47:29.070 Okay, okay, so... 47:29.070 --> 47:34.053 We just have to find out what killed her the last time and then... 47:34.053 --> 47:37.176 Then let's do it again. Yeah, Jonas. 47:37.517 --> 47:42.517 They were killed by a gigantic meteor 65 million years ago. 47:42.517 --> 47:46.596 Am I really the only one who knows that? What I don't understand, this... 47:46.596 --> 47:49.753 Pterodactyls, yes? They just pop up like that. 47:49.923 --> 47:52.483 Maybe they've been waiting all this time. 47:52.483 --> 47:55.435 Or did they just get here? I don't know! 47:55.435 --> 48:00.435 Yeah, why were there so many eggs? Is there a gigantic dactyl somewhere that eats them? 48:00.435 --> 48:05.435 And another question. Who fertilizes the eggs? 48:06.237 --> 48:10.998 Good question. Nobody is looking at him. Maybe you're all wrong. 48:13.541 --> 48:17.978 Maybe your big meteor didn't kill her at all. 48:17.978 --> 48:22.978 Maybe he threw them out into the cold infinity of space. 48:22.978 --> 48:25.367 And she stayed there. 48:26.493 --> 48:30.333 They were just waiting for you on your merry-go-round in the void. 48:30.725 --> 48:33.234 and slowly became more and more stinking. 48:35.128 --> 48:38.029 And now they're back, and they're huge! 48:40.486 --> 48:42.705 Maybe you just want to go back home. 48:44.411 --> 48:45.930 Our home! 48:47.671 --> 48:50.196 Maybe they really want our freedom, too. 48:53.029 --> 48:56.237 Or are you just keen on a decent fight? 48:59.804 --> 49:03.609 Yeah! 49:04.667 --> 49:09.667 O-o-o-okay, okay. Well, since no one here in this room... 49:09.667 --> 49:13.609 has a gigantic meteorite, I guess. 49:14.684 --> 49:19.599 What is Plan B? Balls. 49:28.370 --> 49:32.278 Yeah, looks like Rambo, doesn't it? 49:33.507 --> 49:37.807 Freedom that you can hold in your hand. Is that a bomb? 49:38.166 --> 49:41.220 Oh yeah, I totally forgot about that. 49:41.442 --> 49:46.101 A farewell gift from an old friend. Navy Seal, a sweet thing. 49:46.101 --> 49:47.824 With a sweet ass. 49:49.155 --> 49:54.155 Isn't that dangerous? Oh yes! Never sleep with a woman who has a knife in her bra. 49:54.155 --> 49:54.360 Thank you. 49:55.316 --> 49:59.360 Hey! She wants to eat you, asshole. 49:59.360 --> 50:04.104 So was everything with freedom just bullshit? Freedom is stupid. 50:04.104 --> 50:05.196 Why not? 50:06.783 --> 50:11.118 Do we look like we still have money to pay this morning? How are we supposed to pay you? 50:19.735 --> 50:23.439 Oh, no chance. We've already shared enough. Listen to me. 50:25.265 --> 50:28.456 We need weapons. Yes. And I need a new truck. 50:29.991 --> 50:32.807 No. Truck! Weapons! Very well. 50:36.954 --> 50:37.739 What do you want? 50:39.224 --> 50:42.619 I want the dragon. The Terror Dactylus? Yes. 50:42.619 --> 50:46.630 You didn't see it coming. Why? Did Columbus discover America? 50:47.637 --> 50:50.384 Come on, man! Do we have a deal? 50:51.715 --> 50:55.725 Seriously? Who cares? Jonas, yes! 50:58.712 --> 51:01.510 Who's going to give me a hard time now? 51:15.486 --> 51:19.804 Have you ever shot with it? When I was little. You? 51:20.794 --> 51:24.701 No, mom had something against guns. But I was allowed to build my own. 51:25.555 --> 51:26.305 And? Do you have it? 51:26.903 --> 51:31.903 Yeah. You know, dried cow shit is great black powder. Nice. 51:31.903 --> 51:36.800 That might be a bit too dangerous for a... 51:36.800 --> 51:37.978 What? For a woman? 51:43.353 --> 51:47.363 What else can you do? 51:47.995 --> 51:50.811 I wasn't always a barkeeper. Tell me. 51:51.391 --> 51:54.616 Maybe later, when not everything is full of evil reptiles. 52:00.691 --> 52:04.462 Or fired at. 52:07.841 --> 52:09.667 No way! Hey! 52:10.606 --> 52:14.411 Well, in your case, a gun might be too dangerous. 52:15.077 --> 52:18.695 Fine. Then I'll go look for a weapon myself. 52:18.695 --> 52:23.404 Like a sword. Or a pair of scissors. 52:49.531 --> 52:53.865 And now comes the difficult part. This is where the big spring comes in. 52:54.787 --> 52:55.367 Right there. 52:56.817 --> 52:59.872 And this goes all the way in here. See? 53:01.510 --> 53:06.510 You're really skillful with your hands. Sorry, sorry. 53:14.599 --> 53:18.558 Bad day, isn't it? No. 53:18.968 --> 53:23.251 They're just big animals. Just teeth and claws. They don't scare me. 53:24.138 --> 53:26.015 They killed thousands of people. 53:27.602 --> 53:31.988 That's right, so we'll have to balance the score. 53:34.753 --> 53:39.684 Nothing discourages you, huh? No, nothing. Nothing at all. 53:41.613 --> 53:43.865 Really? All right. 53:46.135 --> 53:46.869 Put it in there. 53:56.715 --> 53:57.602 Right? 54:01.630 --> 54:06.408 Thanks for the monster killer. Yeah, monster. 54:06.681 --> 54:10.230 Are simple. And complicated for women? 54:12.227 --> 54:15.759 I'm bad at entertaining women or beating them up. 54:16.357 --> 54:20.811 We don't want to be killed. We want someone to hold us. 54:22.363 --> 54:24.787 Yeah, but not every woman is like you. 54:27.602 --> 54:29.053 Sounds like it's getting personal. 54:31.374 --> 54:34.019 You know, I keep getting told that I don't... 54:39.940 --> 54:40.111 Yes. 54:45.043 --> 54:49.991 You know, when I was a little girl, I was always afraid of monsters in my closet. 54:51.527 --> 54:54.599 I couldn't get up. I couldn't go to the toilet. 54:56.288 --> 54:58.336 Did you run to your parents? No. 54:59.155 --> 55:02.193 My dad never said anything to me. Don't worry, they're not real. 55:03.814 --> 55:04.548 He always said. 55:05.418 --> 55:09.377 Pull yourself together and show them who you're dealing with. 55:10.469 --> 55:13.831 Did it work? After all, yes. 55:14.497 --> 55:17.432 And one day I had enough. 55:17.807 --> 55:20.572 I walked to the closet, opened the door. 55:22.568 --> 55:26.715 And there was nothing. I was afraid of nothing. 55:28.712 --> 55:30.879 I just had to look it up, that's all. 55:32.688 --> 55:35.333 Your dad was pretty smart. Yeah. 55:37.875 --> 55:41.408 He also gave me a 9mm for my 10th birthday. 55:43.080 --> 55:47.927 That helped, too. It revived my independence. 55:53.148 --> 55:53.985 I'll try again. 56:07.398 --> 56:08.456 Not that hard, was it? 56:12.858 --> 56:16.510 That was good. You got it. 56:24.445 --> 56:29.241 Is anyone there? No. Nothing. Zero. Zero. Nothing! 56:30.469 --> 56:32.910 It's almost like the end of the world, isn't it? 56:35.538 --> 56:38.507 You can say that out loud. Almost no scotch anymore. 56:42.602 --> 56:45.691 Well, because of the gun. Hey! 56:46.527 --> 56:51.510 Fair trade, fair price. I am neither the government nor the welfare. I am the military. 57:34.241 --> 57:38.114 You know, in times like these... 57:39.633 --> 57:44.241 A girl is starting to think about what she wants. Yes. 57:44.957 --> 57:45.384 Uhm... 57:47.398 --> 57:50.247 Do you know what I... 57:50.247 --> 57:53.217 ...wants more than a big... 57:53.575 --> 57:56.271 Strong man who protects me. 57:59.991 --> 58:04.838 I'm sure you have so many weapons that... 58:05.196 --> 58:09.889 It's about begging to be used. So... 58:11.015 --> 58:15.367 Do you think you could lend me one? Yes. 58:16.561 --> 58:21.527 Yes, I'm sure we'll come up with something. 58:21.527 --> 58:26.493 What do I get? A rifle? A pistol? Or... 58:27.671 --> 58:32.551 A bazooka? What is it? 58:36.920 --> 58:37.961 Oh shit. 58:53.797 --> 58:58.404 You reptilian asshole! She was about to leave me! 58:58.677 --> 59:03.080 That's the key! That's the key, you bastard! Are you okay, Rottmann? 59:12.807 --> 59:13.319 Oh. 59:26.698 --> 59:27.739 Shit. 59:34.104 --> 59:37.671 Maybe Samson could run away. Maybe... 59:38.729 --> 59:42.602 Did he survive? Here's his flatmate. 59:44.667 --> 59:44.991 Yeah. 59:56.493 --> 59:59.138 I don't know what to do. 01:00:17.278 --> 01:00:20.623 How did he find us? I mean, they're just animals. 01:00:20.623 --> 01:00:24.565 How the hell can he follow us through the whole city? I don't know. 01:00:30.145 --> 01:00:34.002 No, wait a minute. I think I know. It's this thing. 01:00:34.991 --> 01:00:37.500 What do you mean? Think about it! 01:00:37.500 --> 01:00:41.647 Since we got this stone, these creatures have been hanging on us like fleas on a dog. 01:00:41.647 --> 01:00:46.101 They want the stone back. But that's our moneymaker. We can't just throw it away. 01:00:46.101 --> 01:00:50.316 What about your new track? It doesn't give a shit if we're dead until then! Laurs! 01:00:50.555 --> 01:00:54.326 Can you be quiet? No, I can't. Think about it. 01:00:54.326 --> 01:00:58.899 This whole damn shit wouldn't have happened if Romeo hadn't... 01:00:58.899 --> 01:01:02.278 if you hadn't convinced me to go to hell with that damn syringe! 01:01:03.302 --> 01:01:07.978 My god, Janos! People are being killed because of this crap! So now it's all my fault? 01:01:07.978 --> 01:01:11.049 Yes, goddammit, it is! Just like the many... 01:01:11.049 --> 01:01:13.814 other times than you dragged me into your shit! 01:01:13.814 --> 01:01:18.814 Hey! Guys! Just because you don't have dreams, don't try to kill me because I have one! 01:01:18.814 --> 01:01:21.510 Your dream is my nightmare, okay? 01:01:21.510 --> 01:01:25.606 And this one will end with us standing in prehistoric pigeon shit! 01:01:26.476 --> 01:01:29.087 Guys, can you explain that another time? 01:01:37.637 --> 01:01:39.480 The ball theory seems to be right. 01:01:40.828 --> 01:01:45.828 How about you calm down, shut up, grab your guns and kill some reptiles? 01:01:45.828 --> 01:01:45.964 Thank you for watching! 01:02:13.677 --> 01:02:18.166 But it's exactly that shit that always breaks your plans! My plans? 01:02:22.159 --> 01:02:27.159 That's why my little ones brought us to something like this. Shut up! 01:02:27.159 --> 01:02:27.585 Bye. 01:03:20.606 --> 01:03:25.589 Shit! Okay, they're going to fuck each other! 01:03:25.589 --> 01:03:27.858 Ah! Ah! 01:03:34.599 --> 01:03:34.991 Yes, sir. 01:03:41.271 --> 01:03:44.480 Good shot. Damn, I'm glad to see you. 01:03:44.480 --> 01:03:48.933 Don't be too happy. I don't have any more ammunition. Then let's reload. 01:03:48.933 --> 01:03:52.927 We have to get out of here. There has to be a place where they're not. 01:03:52.927 --> 01:03:57.892 I locked one in there. Only one? 01:03:59.019 --> 01:04:01.152 It's just too bad. 01:04:05.077 --> 01:04:05.435 That's it. 01:04:19.991 --> 01:04:24.275 Are you okay? I didn't expect this at the weekend. 01:04:27.568 --> 01:04:28.046 Oh no. 01:04:36.442 --> 01:04:38.558 No one can kill this asshole! 01:04:46.391 --> 01:04:47.739 You bloated lego man! 01:05:09.548 --> 01:05:14.548 No! No! No! No! What's that supposed to mean, no? Let's get him! Come on! 01:05:14.548 --> 01:05:14.889 It's not that easy. 01:05:21.834 --> 01:05:23.080 Come on, Sean! 01:05:39.104 --> 01:05:40.998 What's wrong with you? 01:05:48.268 --> 01:05:51.852 Holy shit! Look at that! That's a battlefield! 01:05:51.852 --> 01:05:55.469 Where is the police? The national guard? Someone? 01:05:55.725 --> 01:06:00.094 If you're smart, you can hide. Yeah? And what are we? Jones! 01:06:00.094 --> 01:06:04.172 Come on, this way! 01:06:51.800 --> 01:06:53.302 Oh, it's cold! 01:06:55.981 --> 01:06:57.261 It's so narrow here. 01:07:11.971 --> 01:07:14.206 Oh my god. 01:07:17.841 --> 01:07:21.186 I love you. 01:07:21.186 --> 01:07:24.616 Sorry. 01:07:28.541 --> 01:07:30.947 Oh, Lars! Come! 01:07:31.425 --> 01:07:34.104 It's worse than the landing at the airport in L.A. 01:07:39.616 --> 01:07:41.715 Did we lose him? I have no idea. 01:07:45.128 --> 01:07:49.821 No, not as long as he's still got air in his lungs and fleas on his tongue. Come on! 01:07:56.527 --> 01:07:58.029 Oh, you holy shit! 01:08:02.654 --> 01:08:03.695 That must be her nest! 01:08:05.572 --> 01:08:08.251 Jonas, we can't just storm in there. 01:08:08.251 --> 01:08:13.251 We can't leave him there. They'll tear him to pieces. If we go in there, they'll tear us to pieces. 01:08:13.251 --> 01:08:17.398 I pulled him in there. 01:08:19.497 --> 01:08:23.524 That up there is Lars. And I'll get him out of there. 01:08:25.401 --> 01:08:29.394 I'm going to the right. I'll follow you. 01:08:41.101 --> 01:08:42.756 What kind of cat is that? 01:08:47.363 --> 01:08:51.425 Hello, barbecue. Very good. 01:08:52.790 --> 01:08:54.377 I hope you're not angry anymore. 01:08:56.664 --> 01:09:01.664 It wasn't as bad as what Jonas did. I mean, he just ripped your face off. 01:09:01.664 --> 01:09:02.261 Come on. 01:09:09.497 --> 01:09:13.148 Damned! Damned! Damned shit! 01:09:35.674 --> 01:09:38.985 Those weren't meteorites. Those were eggs. 01:09:41.869 --> 01:09:43.951 It was you. You fell from heaven. 01:09:59.667 --> 01:10:03.183 What are you doing? I thought you wanted to help him. I do. 01:10:03.183 --> 01:10:08.148 Jonas, we have to call the cops. The military. Someone who knows what to do. 01:10:08.148 --> 01:10:11.971 Have you seen cops anywhere? And we know what happened to the military. 01:10:11.971 --> 01:10:16.186 Jonas, that's suicide. If you go in there, you won't get out again. 01:10:17.619 --> 01:10:22.534 Damn, Jonas! You can't do this! I don't want anything to happen to you! 01:10:22.534 --> 01:10:25.196 Before I... Before what? 01:10:27.978 --> 01:10:31.101 Before I even had the chance to get to know you properly. 01:10:34.155 --> 01:10:37.449 I haven't done anything for the rest of my life. 01:10:38.404 --> 01:10:41.442 Just some... stuff. 01:10:41.442 --> 01:10:43.695 I thought being clever would be enough. 01:10:44.991 --> 01:10:48.063 I can't just leave him hanging like that. I have to do something. 01:10:50.674 --> 01:10:51.596 It's my fault. 01:10:54.462 --> 01:10:58.541 If that's the case, you need someone to hold you back. 01:11:00.469 --> 01:11:05.282 They started the fight. I say we finish him. 01:11:05.742 --> 01:11:09.974 Are you sure about that? Do you really think so? I'm asking you. 01:11:14.258 --> 01:11:16.834 Those damn flying lizards should be careful. 01:11:17.841 --> 01:11:20.452 Because we will roll them out again. 01:12:04.701 --> 01:12:06.493 This is crazy. 01:12:56.937 --> 01:12:58.507 Thank you. 01:13:03.336 --> 01:13:07.039 Don't worry. I won't move after the last hit. 01:13:15.572 --> 01:13:18.387 Oh, you holy Mother of God! 01:13:34.241 --> 01:13:34.872 Come on. 01:13:45.435 --> 01:13:49.275 Hey, where am I? What happened? 01:13:50.725 --> 01:13:55.725 Lars. Lars Welts. Johnny. Johnny Deen. Not Johnny Deen. 01:13:57.415 --> 01:14:02.381 To answer the first question. We're in the middle of shit. 01:14:03.268 --> 01:14:06.118 These ugly creatures brought us to this apartment. 01:14:06.783 --> 01:14:09.497 That probably belonged to some artist. 01:14:10.367 --> 01:14:11.937 I want to tell the truth, Johnny. 01:14:13.370 --> 01:14:18.046 I have no idea what art is. But I have to say, it's really interesting. 01:14:32.517 --> 01:14:34.770 How can you be so quiet? Oh well. 01:14:35.674 --> 01:14:39.480 There's no reason to panic, okay? Stay calm. 01:14:39.480 --> 01:14:44.326 Come on, you've never fought before. We just have to stay calm. 01:14:44.326 --> 01:14:49.206 Wait for our chance. And then we'll show the pigs. I'd love to. 01:14:49.770 --> 01:14:53.080 What... What are they doing? 01:14:55.486 --> 01:14:57.159 Why don't you just eat us? 01:14:59.070 --> 01:15:01.869 I think it's because your boys prefer fresh meat. 01:15:09.138 --> 01:15:12.688 Thank you. 01:15:18.319 --> 01:15:19.974 Are you ready for an adventure? 01:15:20.896 --> 01:15:24.070 Yeah. Let's get rid of them. 01:15:45.947 --> 01:15:50.657 Where did you say the nest is? 24th, 25th floor, I think. 01:15:52.585 --> 01:15:55.009 You know, I can use the training well. 01:15:58.456 --> 01:15:59.923 No? Damn it! 01:16:14.241 --> 01:16:17.210 Why are you looking at me like that? 01:16:19.258 --> 01:16:21.920 No, no, no! Please leave us alone! 01:16:23.643 --> 01:16:28.507 Stop! They hate me! I'll pay my taxes! I'm a good man! 01:16:28.507 --> 01:16:29.684 Shut up! 01:16:40.538 --> 01:16:44.753 I need some help. I'm trying, I just couldn't try it out. 01:16:59.684 --> 01:17:00.896 Burn the bastard! 01:17:08.933 --> 01:17:10.862 Ah! 01:17:16.391 --> 01:17:19.224 Well, it wasn't that bad. 01:17:25.606 --> 01:17:27.108 You had to say that, didn't you? 01:17:36.527 --> 01:17:39.104 You're a big, shitty, ugly... 01:18:38.609 --> 01:18:39.019 Wow. 01:18:43.439 --> 01:18:47.142 I think I should say something patriotic. 01:18:55.009 --> 01:18:57.790 Are you coming? Or do you want to take a selfie with that stupid fish? 01:19:06.561 --> 01:19:09.121 Calm down, my child. Calm down! 01:19:10.691 --> 01:19:14.480 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 01:19:16.869 --> 01:19:18.131 You're damn quiet. 01:19:20.213 --> 01:19:22.705 Very good. It's about time. Come on! 01:19:24.224 --> 01:19:25.401 I'm the best cat! 01:19:34.070 --> 01:19:34.957 Miska! 01:19:35.930 --> 01:19:40.930 Lars! Shut up, damn it! Jonas? 01:19:40.930 --> 01:19:41.647 Come on! 01:19:58.387 --> 01:20:02.637 Calm down, Barbecue! I'm sorry about your dirty face! 01:20:07.671 --> 01:20:10.640 Guys! Lars! Jonas! 01:20:28.695 --> 01:20:29.974 I'll get rid of them. 01:21:01.971 --> 01:21:03.268 Get out of the way! 01:21:17.449 --> 01:21:19.292 Not now! Shit! 01:21:23.626 --> 01:21:25.486 I'll be right back. 01:21:49.070 --> 01:21:49.718 I'm sorry. 01:22:22.363 --> 01:22:24.548 Very good, but it's still too early! 01:22:44.394 --> 01:22:46.015 Because I'm lazy, huh? 01:22:52.654 --> 01:22:56.254 Thank you, buddy. Thank you for not letting me down. Never, buddy. 01:22:56.886 --> 01:22:59.411 Was that my new main character? 01:23:01.067 --> 01:23:02.022 It still works! 01:23:04.462 --> 01:23:07.517 I like it when men hug each other so intimately. 01:23:09.138 --> 01:23:10.128 How are you, Lars? 01:23:11.237 --> 01:23:15.708 Very good, since I'm not on the menu anymore! 01:23:16.527 --> 01:23:20.213 Come on, keep going! Come on! 01:23:20.759 --> 01:23:23.899 Unfortunately, it wasn't all about tearing me out of Dino's digestive tract. 01:23:25.538 --> 01:23:29.002 That's the problem. So they breed. 01:23:30.128 --> 01:23:33.968 She's dead, but not here. They're bringing her from somewhere. 01:23:35.657 --> 01:23:40.606 Uh, hey, hey, hey, guys, hey! Doesn't he look like Samson? 01:23:43.251 --> 01:23:45.862 Looks like he didn't just collect air trophies. 01:23:46.237 --> 01:23:48.797 Poor pig. What a waste. 01:23:52.312 --> 01:23:54.753 What's that? Where am I? 01:23:59.889 --> 01:24:03.643 Oh my god! 01:24:03.643 --> 01:24:08.643 I'm going to laugh my ass off, but not with that old Simpson. 01:24:08.643 --> 01:24:12.892 And you came to save me, huh? 01:24:12.892 --> 01:24:17.432 We'll show the old birds where the hammer's at. 01:24:17.432 --> 01:24:20.282 Yeah, and who's gonna help me out of here? 01:24:23.626 --> 01:24:27.705 I guess none of you thought of my flatmate, huh? 01:24:30.128 --> 01:24:32.995 No. Must have fallen off. 01:24:33.729 --> 01:24:36.084 There must be something to drink. 01:24:41.305 --> 01:24:43.507 Hey, what's up? The eggs. 01:24:44.787 --> 01:24:49.497 Why did you bring them here? They're building a new nest and it doesn't make sense. 01:24:49.718 --> 01:24:52.227 Unless they're all males, but where are the females? 01:24:52.227 --> 01:24:55.179 How do you know it's not a female? Did you look? 01:24:55.981 --> 01:25:00.964 Maybe they're waiting for something. Like ants or bees. 01:25:01.647 --> 01:25:02.619 And go on. 01:25:07.210 --> 01:25:08.695 You have a queen. 01:25:18.865 --> 01:25:20.111 Goddammit. 01:25:52.346 --> 01:25:56.903 I think the time has come to cancel the Monster Hunter job. What do you say? 01:25:56.903 --> 01:25:58.558 No, no, we'll put an end to this. 01:26:00.094 --> 01:26:03.114 Jonas, we can't stay here. 01:26:03.780 --> 01:26:06.613 We have to kill it! Here and now! 01:26:06.613 --> 01:26:10.077 That's our only chance. Oh yeah? And you know how that's supposed to work, huh? 01:26:17.363 --> 01:26:20.981 Can it? No, no chance. That's not enough fuel. 01:26:20.981 --> 01:26:24.189 Come on, look at this thing! It's over six floors high! 01:26:24.189 --> 01:26:28.012 Then we need something that will make a bigger bang. Yeah, but what? 01:26:28.012 --> 01:26:29.804 Get out of here, Doctor! 01:26:31.118 --> 01:26:33.080 I found the trunk! 01:26:35.043 --> 01:26:39.053 What? How much do we have left? 01:26:40.538 --> 01:26:41.408 Yeah, right. 01:26:45.947 --> 01:26:49.053 No! Wait! You don't understand! 01:26:49.053 --> 01:26:52.773 I hope it works. You didn't use it! Shut up! 01:26:54.974 --> 01:26:58.234 All I wanted was a drink! Just a drink! 01:27:00.862 --> 01:27:04.002 Would you hurry up? 01:27:11.288 --> 01:27:14.804 Looks good. And now? 01:27:15.333 --> 01:27:19.206 Let's get his attention. And how do we do that? 01:27:20.435 --> 01:27:21.886 I think I know who. 01:27:45.828 --> 01:27:48.353 Okay, maybe that's a bit too much attention. 01:27:57.875 --> 01:28:01.169 Pull the pins! Pull the pins! 01:28:22.500 --> 01:28:27.073 Wait, little one. I'm one of those damn animals you know. 01:28:28.814 --> 01:28:32.961 In the name of my ancestors and all the alcoholics of this world! 01:28:34.991 --> 01:28:39.991 I have to say, it was a great experience. It was a great experience. 01:28:39.991 --> 01:28:40.026 To be continued... 01:29:11.578 --> 01:29:14.787 Say it Lars, you built shit. Goddamnit! 01:29:37.056 --> 01:29:38.473 Well done, Sebsen! 01:29:39.531 --> 01:29:43.285 Never thought I'd say that, but I'm going to miss him. 01:29:45.538 --> 01:29:47.619 Guys, I think it's still alive! 01:29:54.121 --> 01:29:59.121 Samson! Oh my god, yes! Yes! 01:29:59.121 --> 01:30:02.176 I'm okay! 01:30:03.131 --> 01:30:07.534 Just a little slimy, dude. Too bad for the head, would have been a great trophy. 01:30:07.875 --> 01:30:12.875 Yeah, it's okay. That thing probably wouldn't have fit on any wall anyway. 01:30:12.875 --> 01:30:16.254 Hey, look! The military is coming! 01:30:29.036 --> 01:30:30.742 Well, still afraid of me? 01:30:35.026 --> 01:30:36.988 Tell me, I wasn't allowed to kill you. 01:30:38.729 --> 01:30:42.927 Hey Lars, are you coming to work on Monday? I need a little break from the garden work. 01:30:42.927 --> 01:30:45.333 What are you up to? I'm on vacation. 01:30:48.746 --> 01:30:52.398 That was a hellish weekend, wasn't it? 01:30:53.097 --> 01:30:54.292 I'll go get a drink. 01:31:08.695 --> 01:31:12.176 Good evening and welcome to Tonight with Tommy Killingsworth. 01:31:12.176 --> 01:31:16.391 The talk show with the interviews you want and the topics that are most important to you. 01:31:16.391 --> 01:31:20.009 Today we're talking about the so-called Pterodactyl invasion. 01:31:23.558 --> 01:31:27.910 The surviving Pterodactyls were driven together into a... 01:31:27.910 --> 01:31:31.391 brought to an uninhabited island where they are monitored by the military. 01:31:31.852 --> 01:31:34.957 The question is, what happens next? 01:31:35.623 --> 01:31:40.623 Now that all Pterodactyls have been caught, I don't think it's just that... 01:31:40.623 --> 01:31:42.108 I'm interested in your opinion. 01:31:44.821 --> 01:31:48.251 Whoa, here comes Mr. Superchic. Very nice. 01:31:48.251 --> 01:31:51.766 I thought I'd have to do something if I had a chance against that lumberjack. 01:31:51.766 --> 01:31:54.275 Really funny. Just as late as I see it. 01:31:54.275 --> 01:31:57.483 What happens if the autograph hunters are lurking everywhere, my friend? 01:31:58.387 --> 01:32:02.927 Tell me, where's Candace? She's stuck at her signing session. You should have seen the queue. 01:32:02.927 --> 01:32:06.561 Endless. Look. Wow. How's it going? 01:32:07.227 --> 01:32:09.735 As usual. So bad, what? 01:32:09.735 --> 01:32:12.944 I have two Terror Dactylus experts with me tonight. 01:32:12.944 --> 01:32:17.705 Samson MacLean, who is celebrated as one of the heroes of Los Angeles, after the day after 01:32:17.705 --> 01:32:21.988 a mobile phone video appeared that shows how he helped to defend the city. 01:32:23.865 --> 01:32:28.865 We also welcome Teresa Quinn, biologist and astrophysicist at Columbia University. 01:32:28.865 --> 01:32:31.374 Well, Samson... 01:32:31.374 --> 01:32:36.374 I'm interested in your opinion on this relocation project for the terror attacks. What relocation? 01:32:36.374 --> 01:32:38.968 Here you go, Junior. 01:32:38.968 --> 01:32:42.671 The Pterodactyls had their time. They are history. 01:32:42.671 --> 01:32:44.770 Actually, they are prehistory. 01:32:45.503 --> 01:32:50.299 Now is the time of the people and it is our duty to ensure that it stays that way. 01:32:50.299 --> 01:32:55.145 We Americans should never again be afraid of things from the past. 01:32:55.145 --> 01:32:59.735 Listen up, kid. I've seen things that would make your hair stand on end. 01:33:01.135 --> 01:33:01.834 And? 01:33:02.602 --> 01:33:07.278 Did you ask her yet? No, not yet. Come on, don't worry. 01:33:07.278 --> 01:33:08.985 I'm not worried. I'm fine, Tom. 01:33:09.445 --> 01:33:14.343 Timing and so on. Well, whatever. Let's see. Now? Yes, come on, show me. 01:33:15.623 --> 01:33:20.418 But be careful, okay? 01:33:20.657 --> 01:33:23.712 Oh, not bad. 01:33:23.882 --> 01:33:28.763 Just one more thing. What? What? What's wrong? Did you have to take such a big one? 01:33:28.763 --> 01:33:32.142 I mean, you're not compensating, are you? Because my balls aren't as big as my brain? 01:33:32.142 --> 01:33:35.299 No, I have to admit, you did a really good job. 01:33:37.688 --> 01:33:42.483 Listen, little one, I've already shot sharks and killed them with grizzly bears. 01:33:42.483 --> 01:33:47.210 And as far as Terro Dactylos is concerned, I was even in the belly of this beast. 01:33:48.217 --> 01:33:51.578 I think we're next. 01:33:53.148 --> 01:33:56.800 Nobody can beat that, you know. You'll get your mics now, guys. Thanks, bro. 01:34:00.230 --> 01:34:02.329 Settlement project for the Terrodactyls. 01:34:02.602 --> 01:34:06.647 We are ready. You can use your ass for that, little one. 01:34:08.063 --> 01:34:10.879 Hey, Lars. Are you coming? 01:34:11.442 --> 01:34:13.541 I can't do all the work by myself. 01:34:19.787 --> 01:34:24.531 Well, thank you, Samson. That was very insightful. 01:34:25.742 --> 01:34:29.616 Miss Quinn, let's get to you. What do you think? 01:34:30.725 --> 01:34:33.131 Well, since the beginning of time. 01:34:33.541 --> 01:34:38.524 Mankind wonders whether the stars are inhabited. And now we know. 01:34:39.872 --> 01:34:42.995 Our past is waiting for its return. 01:34:43.985 --> 01:34:48.797 Sealing is only the first step to prevent such an attack from ever happening again. 01:34:49.906 --> 01:34:52.483 We can learn a lot from the Pterodactyls. 01:34:52.483 --> 01:34:56.425 But we also have to consider that this was perhaps only the first wave of attack. 01:34:58.404 --> 01:35:03.404 Who knows what dangers still lurk in space and wait for our earthlings? 01:35:03.404 --> 01:35:07.773 Who knows what will come next? 01:35:56.510 --> 01:36:00.077 We are ready for action! 01:36:00.077 --> 01:36:05.077 I have to say, it's a really good game. 01:36:05.077 --> 01:36:10.077 A film by Jörg Wittmann 01:36:10.077 --> 01:36:14.070 A film by Jörg Wittmann 01:37:00.691 --> 01:37:02.381 To be continued... 01:37:09.224 --> 01:37:13.097 A film by J.S. Bach 01:37:14.292 --> 01:37:17.244 To be continued... 01:37:17.944 --> 01:37:20.896 To be continued... 01:37:20.896 --> 01:37:25.896 A film by J.S. Bach 01:37:25.896 --> 01:37:27.619 I think it's a good idea. 01:37:30.930 --> 01:37:33.080 A film by J.S. Bach 01:37:48.507 --> 01:37:51.647 To be continued...